Tackling your to-do list so you can finish your coffee while it's still hot.
Your ideas deserve more than a brain dump. It’s time to build, launch, and turn them into something real.
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🧠 Left + Right-Brained Baddie at your service.
I help business owners build launch plans that actually fit their brain, their bandwidth, and their boldest ideas. Whether you’re launching for the first time, in the messy middle of a pivot, or figuring out WTF just happened post-launch—I’m your girl.
$555 USD
RETRO HOTLINE
When you call into the Retro Hotline, we will retro your latest effort—launch, offer, project, or plan—to figure out what worked, what didn’t, and what to do next, so you can move forward with purpose, and hang up with a clear, dialed in action plan.
$1200 USD
AHA! TO ACTION PLAN
Your ideas deserve more than a brain dump. This is your shortcut for launching your big idea without second-guessing your next move. This manageable action plan can be worked on throughout your week, allowing you to make steady progress without disrupting your day-to-day rhythm.
$1800 USD
DIALED IN
Together, we'll use the data from your last launch to create a strategy that builds on your momentum - so you know exactly when you're winning, and how to adjust when you're not. Your next launch shouldn't feel like a clean slate. It should feel like staking wins.💰
HOW TO RETRO TRAINING
RING RING… Your sales data called.
It’s tired of being ignored.
Learn how to turn your launch stats, sales numbers, and “I think it went okay?” feelings into clear insights that actually move your business forward.
Inside How to Run a Retrospective, you’ll learn how to debrief your latest effort—launch, offer, or project—so you know what’s working, what’s not, and what to do next.
$97.00 — instant access!
Meet Haley, your Launch Strategist & Data Wrangling Expert
I'm Haley Francis-Halstead, a passionate problem solver and free-spirited creative.
A left + right-brained baddie that teaches business owners how to run retrospectives and trust the decisions that follow.
As a certified Online Business Manager and Design Thinking educator, I am on a mission to help creatives and emerging entrepreneurs build a business that supports their creative process.
Ever since I was a kid, my brain has been wired a little differently. Where others see chaos, I see patterns ✨ It’s just how my brain works, and this sixth sense has taken me from managing nationwide rollouts to running two businesses of my own.
Now, I help founders and creators reclaim their time and preserve their creative energy while launching their next big thing.
🦎 Chameleon energy ACTIVATED.
Lowkey… I’m built for managing the chaos that comes with running an online business. As a Human Design Generator 3/5, strategic shapeshifter, walking science experiment with a mic— I’m in it with you…iterating, adjusting, and cheering for your most aligned next move.
I turn on my CHAMELEON ENERGY so you can show up fully and sell the shit out of your offers.
🔥Whether we’re launching a crystal shop, a coaching certification, or your first digital product… I meet you in the messy middle, translate your energy into action, and build a plan that fits like a custom jumpsuit.
🪩 I can read the room. I can read you. And I know how to build a plan that fits the season your business is actually in—not the one you’re pretending to be in.
💪 I’m the launch strategist who can flex with your fire, hold space for your spiral, and still hand you a game plan that slaps.
🔥 LAUNCH CASE STUDIES
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Breaking up with pre-launch jitters.
Launching a mindfulness podcast, The Zen Break
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My 80-year-old Memaw just launched her business
Launching a jewelry business with my grandma
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Design your launch like you brand!
Re-launching Brand Ed with Gem Creative Co.